even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I would ride that face into the sunset
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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