Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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