Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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