Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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