Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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