This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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