Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Randomize
