Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
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