the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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