He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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