if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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