It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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