Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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