Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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