She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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