: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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