Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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