i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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