My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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