He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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