They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i dont even know how to be here
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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