I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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