Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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