I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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