i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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