when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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