I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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