i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Your dad touched me again.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
my poor anus
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
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