i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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