She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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