I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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