that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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