Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
farters have to be the big spoon...
I showed him my bush... on skype.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
she told me i tasted like america
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
and you fell through a lawn chair
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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