There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
