It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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