i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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