My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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