I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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