I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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