We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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