I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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