so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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