Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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