This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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