i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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