hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
send nudes
from the living room?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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