you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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