I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
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