kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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