You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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