The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
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