She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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