Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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