I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Floor bacon is actually really good
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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