Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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