You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
it's great music for shaving your balls
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Randomize
